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This buxom chick just gave me a working over with an extractor and some sanitizer | Seamus O'Sparks

This buxom chick just gave me a working over with an extractor and some sanitizer

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 22, 2013 — 1 min read

This buxom chick just gave me a working over with an extractor and some sanitizer. I should smell better, what with all that bacteria destroyed. I don’t know why Mexico gets such a bad rap. I hope I make it back in time for the Chasca show at The Blackheart…Oops- gotta’ burn outta’ here. Too many poppers and bad Spanish (I think I just accidentally called the Madonna a pig). Look y’all, I got serious trouble. I’m gonna’ be pelted with debris and plastic Christs and anti-Yankee whippings all the way to Tenochtichlan. The halls of Mochtezuma… Black Corn in all directions… To the border…to freedom…and beyond. One pendejo gringo is one too many thanks to my numb tongue and number skull. I’ll likely be depressed at the show… Depressed and on the outs with everything on two legs…ahhhhh…Mexico.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.