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I had terrible insomnia last night | Seamus O'Sparks

I had terrible insomnia last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 13, 2013 — 1 min read

I had terrible insomnia last night. I am very neurotic with many fears(death, failure, commitment, Eric Stoltz). Thank GOD there is always a Law & Order S.V.U. playing on some channel because my nerves were shot. While watching the program I came to the conclusion that I don’t think they should be allowed to say, “rectum” on television. I don’t need that kind of talk in my life. Yesterday was bad, man. I attended my first swinger’s party. I haven’t been that humiliated in front of so many heavy-set people since I wet my pants at that nudist lodge. And then all night I have to hear Chris Meloni and Mariska Hargitay saying, “rectum” this and “perp” that. I think that this world was never meant for one as beautiful as me. Hello darkness my old friend…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.