Today is the last day of September…Remember?
Then-tomorrow we begin October? Sober…
And October brings a spooky scene for the time you know as Halloween. I’m the Halloween Pumpkin and I’ve come to eat your eyes and all that Jazz. Don’t you know what I’m sayin’ here? You know, HALLOWEEN! That time of year when you smile a little easier and say BOO and help yourself to your neighbor’s cable and raw-head and bloody bones? Witches and black cats and caramels by the score? Halloween! I did something naughty in the pumpkin patch, the pumpkin patch, the pumpkin patch and I left it for you to see. October, when you can breathe a little lighter and take hay rides and have sex in your neighbor’s hammock? Don’t you folks know about the Halloween Miracle?