Seamus O Sparks at Fong’s Cafe.

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 14, 2013 — 1 min read

Perfect place to bust my hunger! Fong’s has it ALL! I recommend the pulverized squirrel with poo-pee dressing, the egg fried chum with girl sauce, and for an appetizer I always get the bludgeoned dwarf and dysfunctional swan with extra George Takei rolls. Yum yummy-which is also good here! See you folks at Fong’s!!!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.