Seamus O Sparks at Church of Scientology Portland.

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 14, 2013 — 1 min read

Oh crumbs, I came in to take a leak and ended up staying for a free audit… Turns out I’m crawling with Thetans… And crabs. They told me they could help me with both and I got a free Battlefield Earth T-Shirt. Forward my mail, it looks like I may be here awhile…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.