Most days I usually wake up nice and early, kiss both of my lovers

Most days I usually wake up nice and early, kiss both of my lovers-whoever they happen to be-gently on the cheeks(heh heh you bet that’s what I meant). I go open an orange soda and enjoy some of my beloved pornography. BUT-today is FRIDAY THE 13th!!!! And I’m very neurotic. I already lost a toe today! Man…So now me and my lovers are cradling each other and we’ve added copious amounts of vodka to the orange soda and we’re watching Karen Carpenter drum solos(SHE KICKS ASS I’m TELLING YOU!) on YOUTUBE to calm our nerves. Because when the nitwits of the world and the rotten luck of the Universe collide to bring on the Ragnarok, my policy has always been to go out drunk off my ass, high as a kite, and getting naked and kinky with as many sons of Adam and daughters of Eve as I can dupe. And I’m a super-duper…So, TAKE THAT FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!! And I’m even MORE afraid of SATURDAY THE 14TH…Might have to break out the Opium and rubber fists tomorrow!!! I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!!