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I drank some Dr. Hammond’s Brain and Nerve Tonic last night | Seamus O'Sparks

I drank some Dr. Hammond’s Brain and Nerve Tonic last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 26, 2013 — 1 min read

Uh, I drank some Dr. Hammond’s Brain and Nerve Tonic last night and now I smell terrible. Does anybody have any advice? Please? I’ve taken three showers and a bath in milk and nothing will get rid of this stink. I can’t go to work smelling like this. Please help. I also found a head in my freezer. Anybody missing a head? Please help, I’m desperate…

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Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.