People of the book would say I was a schlemiel

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 13, 2013 — 1 min read

People of the book would say I was a schlemiel. They’re right too. Here’s what I’m talking about. I saw the movie, “Rocky” for the first time in a long while the other night. It made me cry. It also inspired me. So I put on a pair of white shorts and slicked my hair back and started to do some shadow boxing. Yeah…got my ass KICKED. Kicked real bad. I guess I lost consciousness for a while. When I came to, I was completely naked and my wallet and shadow were gone. I don’t need this kind of aggravation in my life people.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.