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If you make things (arts, crafts, babies,etc…) and sell them at events, please know that I know somebody who needs you | Seamus O'Sparks

If you make things (arts, crafts, babies,etc…) and sell them at events, please know that I know somebody who needs you

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 12, 2013 — 1 min read

Hi! If you make things (arts, crafts, babies,etc…) and sell them at events, please know that I know somebody who needs you to come sell your well crafted goods at a show. Let me know if you’re interested and I will show you paradise. In other news, I found a bunny yesterday. Right outside my house. He’s a whistling bunny. He answers to the name Felix. IS anybody missing a whistling bunny? He’s not very erotic so he can’t stay here. I only deal in sensual pets like cats, serpents, Canadians, and mockingbirds. If you’re missing a bunny please let me know that as well. Oh, and I found some virtue. It was all balled up and left by my statue of Carl Weathers. If you have lost your virtue, please contact me…please.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.