Happy Valentine’s Day!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Today we celebrate when St. Valentine’s was born and how he drove the romantics out of Ireland and into the sea. And if you’re a good lover Valerie the Valentine will come and leave you pornography under your shoes while you’re fast asleep. Remember, all is fair in love and war. And I am a seasoned veteran in the war on love. Like last night, for instance, I had to fight off a pack of mutant cannibals in the desert while listening to the Heart song, “Kick it Out.” I lost a couple of fingers, but I saved my little brother and I impressed a girl. Plus, I got to get some sweet sweet cannibal lovin when they breeded with me. It was THE VALENTINE’S DAY MIRACLE!!!!!
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