Today is the actual Mardi Gras. I hope you all have a very nice fat Tuesday, but please be careful. Please, please, please, please, please be careful. One time, me and my friend drove our motorcycles from L.A. to N.O. to celebrate the Mardi Gras. Oh, the adventures we had along the way! We got beat up, jailed, intimidated. It was a hoot. We hooked up with a couple of hookers in The Big Easy and …did some acid in a cemetery. Man! Then we got shot and killed by a couple of mean rednecks on our way out of town. It was a full spectrum kind of trip. Mostly I’ll remember the laughter. I heard that one of those hookers went on to have a big hit with the song, “Mickey.” I think I was the inspiration for that song. That’s what I think, way up here in heaven. And since I rode a Harley, that’s right…I’m in Hog Heaven. TAKE THAT TUESDAY!!!!!