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Yay, I just came back from the pharmacy!!! | Seamus O'Sparks

Yay, I just came back from the pharmacy!!!

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 1, 2013 — 1 min read

Yay, I just came back from the pharmacy!!! Double yay!!! I finally got my prescription refilled. I hate it when I run out of my STOOPID pills. Now I gots my pills. Yay-Yay-Yay! I love ’em. There’s a man for every pill here in the 21st century. It reminds me of a poem I once wrote:

I have taken
the stoopid pills
that were in
the icebox

And which
you were probably
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

Now that I have my STOOPID pills I will be a man on fire. A man talking to the fire like a Moses. A mad bearded Moses. That means that the CHASCA SHOW AT THE RED EYED FLY NEXT SATURDAY FEBRUARY 9th will be delicious-so sweet and so cold! Hooray to the inventors of America’s own STOOPID PILLS…apologies to William Carlos Williams
URK- now I die…

Posted in: Chasca, Poetry

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.