Someone asked Junior what I – the poster of these “posts” – was like when angry

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 29, 2013 — 1 min read

Someone asked Junior what I-the poster of these “posts”- was like when angry. Well, I’ll tell you this: don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. I change. My skin turns green and I grow in height and my muscles get all big and bulky. Penis stays the same( 🙁 ). I become more reliable and am able to provide corroborating testimony or simply just dispense trustworthy information. In short, I become THE CREDIBLE HULK. WAIT-I bet someone somewhere has made a joke about the credible hulk before. SO I guess this post is just kinda’, meh. Yeah. Tuesday is as Tuesday does. Sorry about the penis comment too. Can you even say penis on Facebook?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.