Does it strike anyone as odd that it’s legal for me to pay a bunch of money to have an official prostate exam but it’s illegal for me to give my new friend Agamemnon 20 bucks to perform what is basically the same procedure?

Does it strike anyone as odd that it’s legal for me to pay a bunch of money to have an official prostate exam but it’s illegal for me to give my new friend Agamemnon 20 bucks to perform what is basically the same procedure? Well, the Judge was not very receptive to this argument. But what does he know? He couldn’t even get my name right. He kept calling me John. I don’t know man…And Agamemnon gave me a good examine. He’s not a doctor, per se, but he is a professional. And it’s not like there was anybody else in that alley. I hope this doesn’t affect the CHASCA PERFORMANCE TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE TRIPLE CROWN. It shouldn’t. I’m a professional too.