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A dream is a wish your heart makes | Seamus O'Sparks

A dream is a wish your heart makes

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 18, 2013 — 1 min read

A dream is a wish your heart makes. I had a dream last night. I dreamt I went to the Land of Hobbits. They were happy little hobbits. Calculating hobbits. Roly Poly hobbits. These hobbits had bad habbits. And then I habituated their hobbit habbits. Those habituated hobbit habbits involved rabbits. Rabid rabbits. I had a rabid rabbit habbituated hobbit habbit. I think those hobbits were on heroin. They rolled me. Then they pantsed me. Then I woke up feeling ashamed of things I had done while under their roly poly influence. Then I looked down. I had a hobbit in my pants. I’ll show him to you at the next Chasca show at The Triple Crown, Jan. 26th. Careful, though. He bites. Nasty little hobbitses…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.