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I saw Spiderman the other day | Seamus O'Sparks

I saw Spiderman the other day

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 17, 2013 — 1 min read

I saw Spiderman the other day. It was amazing! He was amazing! It really inspired me. Since watching the film I have been out getting bit by every kind of insect I can find in hopes that I will get a super power. I’m real nubby and swollen all over. So far the only real “super” power I seem to have been imbued with is the power to lay around. I didn’t know that slugs could bite, but I’ll take it. Not too crazy about the trail of slime I leave everywhere…I’m still a tender lover though.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.