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Who wants to know some Chasca trivia? | Seamus O'Sparks

Who wants to know some Chasca trivia?

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 11, 2013 — 1 min read

Happy Friday! Who wants to know some Chasca trivia? POP TARTS!!! Alright, did you know that: Junior is the strongest Chasca. He can lift things that would make most men puke. Sean Palmer has savant like spatial reasoning skills. He’s the reason they can fit all those Jawas in that sand crawler. Sean Hannon is the fastest. He can run a mile in less than 300 yards! Ian Brooks can surf. He had a small part in Point Break, but it got cut. He was bitten by Gary Busey. And J.T. Martin is easily the shortest member of the band. I heard he wears diapers too. Hey, tell us your feelings about Chasca using only one swear word.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.