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HAPPY NEW YEAR’S!!! | Seamus O'Sparks


By Seamus O'Sparks on January 1, 2013 — 1 min read

HAPPY NEW YEAR’S!!! Thanks to everyone who came out last night to The Triple Crown! We rang in the 2013 like a pack of moon-eyed hedonist omnipaths. THANKS THANKS THANKS everybody…We should make every Monday as mordulant!!! I was so high off the show(and the drugs) that I stayed up ALL night drinking cola and listening to Jim Croce… just kidding about the drugs. Is aspartame a drug? 2013: May it be a year of good sex and badmitton. SHUTTLECOCK!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.