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It’s been so long since we last spoke | Seamus O'Sparks

It’s been so long since we last spoke

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 7, 2012 — 1 min read

Hi there! It’s been so long since we last spoke. I’ve been busy up at The North Pole! That’s right, I got a new job!!! And as you know things are really hopping at The North Pole this time of year. I spend my days with a fat man and a bunch of yawping little guys. It’s a hoot. You should come see me at THE NORTH POLE! It’s a real miracle factory up there. I love all the sweat and yelling and fights. THE NORTH POLE is on the corner of Skype and Broadus, right next to that statue of Johnny Depp. It’s across from Pork Park on the outskirts of town. THE NORTH POLE has daily discounts!!! NO SINGLE WOMEN ALLOWED. chasca plays the triple crown this new year’s eve with buzz n bangs and lesser antilles-it’s going to be a mayan doomfeast!!!! So come on up to THE NORTH POLE! If you like kinky places where the men take all their clothes off then why aren’t you at THE NORTH POLE! Ho Ho Ho. No photos…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.