Donald Trump announced today…

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 24, 2012 — 1 min read

Donald Trump announced today that he would donate 5 million dollars to The Friends of Dairy Queen Fund IF Barack Obama would show him his penis. You can’t make this stuff up folks!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.