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Los Tardos! | Seamus O'Sparks

Los Tardos!

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 14, 2012 — 1 min read

Los Tardos! Today is Sunday. Why am I grouchy and not sleeping? Too much pie and too many noodles. That’s my problem. I like to fill up on heavy meals and drink whole milk and then go chase pretty girls. My overall lifestyle will be my undoing, yes-yes? But, everyone is a miracle of their own design. Beautiful, tragic, belching miracles. URK! I Die…..

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.