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OH NO!!! I have worms. | Seamus O'Sparks

OH NO!!! I have worms.

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 2, 2012 — 1 min read

OH NO!!! I have worms. The doctor confirmed this. They’re all in my system and nerves and brain. I must have gotten them when I took the “Around the World in Eighty Eggs Challenge” at Admiral Fong’s Long Buffet. The Doc says I have to swallow two thrushes a day for a month. Thank the gods it wasn’t two condors. They mate for life. I hope my bandmates understand. They mate for life too. Not me. I can’t. I’m all wormy and infested. I won the “Challenge” by the way…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.