There’s a great new eatery in town! I love it so much and I eat platefuls of lunch there everyday. It’s called, The Dirty Laddio’! I wish I was eating there right now. They have the best fried chum! I love to sit down and read my books about heroes and magic while treating myself to one of their heaping bowls of taters ‘n grapes. And it’s the only nudist friendly restaurant in the county. And-AND-…everyone considers me the coward of the county. So, after the CHASCA SHOW THIS SATURDAY IN AUSTIN AT THE RED EYED FLY, we should all get nude and go to The Dirty Laddio’! We’ll order their Catherine the Great Plate!!!! We can have horsewhipped potatoes with horsey sauce and we can horse around and engage in horse play and squeal until we’re hoarse and drink flagons!