I was watching that movie, “The Right Stuff” the other night

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 25, 2012 — 1 min read

I was watching that movie, “The Right Stuff” the other night. I like that movie. I like Gus Grissom. So, afterwards, I was walking around in my makeshift astronaut costume-Parka, galoshes, sweat pants, and football helmet-And this couple comes up and naturally they seduce me. I know you’re all thinking, “Here it comes-he’s going to write ‘Then we played probes of Uranus.'” Don’t worry, I won’t write that. I think that’s juvenile. BUT, when this couple saw me naked they laughed and accused ME of having the wrong stuff. Then they probed me. I was so humiliated that I ran off crying. I ran so fast, I think I broke the sound barrier. CHASCA SATURDAY AT THE RED EYED FLY!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.