I just learned how to make the <3

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 21, 2012 — 1 min read

I just learned how to make the <3 and now I can tell everyone what kind of vile things melt my butter and it’s cute because it’s all being done in a cute way…I <3 Porno-I <3 Cocaine, I <3 Sodomy…I need all these on a T-Shirt and I should wear those shirts to rallys and rotary meetings and overeaters anonymous…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.