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Once upon a time poor Zeus was all farts and slobber with a mind bending headache | Seamus O'Sparks

Once upon a time poor Zeus was all farts and slobber with a mind bending headache

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 16, 2012 — 1 min read

Once upon a time poor Zeus was all farts and slobber with a mind bending headache. Imagine his relief when beautiful terrible Athena was hauled from his brachiocephalic head. I understand that grouchy Zeus because I get the same way before a big show. I get the same way before a small show. I get the same way at weddings but for different reasons. So, tomorrow I will be a quivering ball of rude cr…apping nerves because CHASCA has a BIG BIG show at The Fort. And you’re all invited. You’re invited and you should dress up like the deviant Seraphim that you are. It’s going to be a polygrind of nervous energy and rank exhibitionism so come prepared to conquer. You see, the devil knows that people like to do what they like more than they like to like what they do. And he likes that…So do I. (thanks for the book Robin!) See you all tomorrow night!!!! 7:30 it begins Chasca at 9:00 (all p.m. of course) 301 Chicon St. Unit G… Lava bis me…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.