I had a dream last night that Randy Travis was arrested for being drunk and naked in his car. Then this morning I saw where he was arrested for being drunk and naked in his car. I slept with the tv on so it’s not like I’m psychic or anything. But it was kinda’ weird. It made me curious. Real curious. It made me want to get drunk and naked in a car. So this morning I did. And I got arrested and hauled into court. The D.A. pointed to my “manhood” as exhibit-A. The judge said it would not stand up in court. Then I got off…It was a good morning.
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