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I had a dream last night that Randy Travis was arrested for being drunk and naked in his car | Seamus O'Sparks

I had a dream last night that Randy Travis was arrested for being drunk and naked in his car

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 9, 2012 — 1 min read

I had a dream last night that Randy Travis was arrested for being drunk and naked in his car. Then this morning I saw where he was arrested for being drunk and naked in his car. I slept with the tv on so it’s not like I’m psychic or anything. But it was kinda’ weird. It made me curious. Real curious. It made me want to get drunk and naked in a car. So this morning I did. And I got arrested and hauled into court. The D.A. pointed to my “manhood” as exhibit-A. The judge said it would not stand up in court. Then I got off…It was a good morning.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.