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I saw a show about Bigfoot the other night | Seamus O'Sparks

I saw a show about Bigfoot the other night

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 12, 2012 — 1 min read

I saw a show about Bigfoot the other night. Bigfoot is the North American counterpart to The Yowie. This show claimed that Bigfoot was bisexual. Guess what? Bigfoot is bisexual. I was abducted by a bigfoot clan and they were all bisexual with me and each other. The definitely walked on two feet. Two bisexual feet. I took photos of us all walking bisexually. Come to the Texas Music Theater tomorrow night(Doors open at 9 p.m.) and I will show you these graphic bisexual Bigfoot photos. I will show you these photos and I don’t want to hear that the creatures in these photos are just ugly hippies and not bisexual meta-quadrapedal mystery primates.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.