I saw a show about Bigfoot the other night. Bigfoot is the North American counterpart to The Yowie. This show claimed that Bigfoot was bisexual. Guess what? Bigfoot is bisexual. I was abducted by a bigfoot clan and they were all bisexual with me and each other. The definitely walked on two feet. Two bisexual feet. I took photos of us all walking bisexually. Come to the Texas Music Theater tomorrow night(Doors open at 9 p.m.) and I will show you these graphic bisexual Bigfoot photos. I will show you these photos and I don’t want to hear that the creatures in these photos are just ugly hippies and not bisexual meta-quadrapedal mystery primates.
I saw a show about Bigfoot the other night
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