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You are all my friends and we are such pals! | Seamus O'Sparks

You are all my friends and we are such pals!

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 10, 2012 — 1 min read

You are all my friends and we are such pals! We are all hot dogs in the eyes of the goddess! ERGO: If you, my friends, would please call in to KLBJ FM tonight between 10:30 p.m. and Midnight(512) 973-8300, that would really make my poydras zippy! I would owe you a debt of gratitude that could only be measured in Kelvin units. You also may win some free tickets to the Chasca Midsummer Night’s Scream fete at The Texas Music Theater this Friday, July 13th! And now I will finish my delightful lunch of salt knuckles and steamed clown…Have a great day y’all!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.