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By Seamus O'Sparks on July 9, 2012 — 1 min read

ATTENZIONE RAGAZZI! (Hey Guys!): Tomorrow night between 10:30 p.m. and midnight, KLBJ FM might very well play CHASCA! KLBJ may also be giving away free tickets to the BIG show at TMT this Friday. If you, my best friends who I love and think about often, were to call in and request that they play Chasca, I would eat the bug of your choice in your presence. The number is 512-973-8300. Please help make a chubby boy’s dreams come true! Don’t be afraid to call from out of state or even out of the country either!!! And now, I die…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.