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Alright all you little miracles, this will be THE SHOW of THE SUMMER | Seamus O'Sparks

Alright all you little miracles, this will be THE SHOW of THE SUMMER

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 27, 2012 — 1 min read

Alright all you little miracles, this will be THE SHOW of THE SUMMER. And that’s not just a boast brought on by amphetamine psychosis. We need the lot of you attractive people to come out for this. In exchange we will put on a show so debauched and rockin’ it would make Caligula blush. Don’t know about Caligula? Come find out! NAKED TWISTER PARTY AFTER THE SHOW!!!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.