I was rappin’ with the Lady Death

I was rappin’ with the Lady Death, and she was giving me static because she thinks I am too plump to fit into my St. Paddy’s Day stage costume. I told her she was daft if she thought I was motivated by vanity. She bit my neck and told me that Socrates used to say the same thing and he was the ugliest man in ancient Greece. Then I put on my fishnets and wept…