I haven’t been posting hardly at all lately

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 17, 2012 — 1 min read

I haven’t been posting hardly at all lately. Why? Have I run out of zipp? Am I all squirt and no juice? Probably. I have also been so busy with all my pathos and melancholy. I’ll tell you this-The V.D. clinic is a great place to hook up with some titans of the boudoir! That’s Free Advice, penicillin must be paid for in full…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.