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I’ve been thinking about those poor girls in New York state | Seamus O'Sparks

I’ve been thinking about those poor girls in New York state

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 7, 2012 — 1 min read

I’ve been thinking about those poor girls in New York state who have that mysterious twitching disorder. Authorities seemed baffled and parents are understandably concerned. Now one seems to know what could be causing this strange malady. In my best Dr. House pose I would like to advance one diagnosis that no one had put forth: BEATLEMANIA. Those girls need 10ccs of Abbey Road, stat!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.