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Yesterday at work, this woman came in and she looked just like Jimmy Carter | Seamus O'Sparks

Yesterday at work, this woman came in and she looked just like Jimmy Carter

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 26, 2012 — 1 min read

Yesterday at work, this woman came in and she looked just like Jimmy Carter. She didn’t sound like him at all. I could tell that when she looked at me she definitely did not “lust in her heart.” I did…a little.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.