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I sat next to a demon on the bus yesterday | Seamus O'Sparks

I sat next to a demon on the bus yesterday

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 22, 2011 — 1 min read

I sat next to a demon on the bus yesterday. She had on a floppy black hat that covered her face. She stank. I felt defeated just being next to her. I got a quick glimpse of her face, a distorted and acne laced bag of pus it was. And she ate pork skins with a lousy salvo of crunches, bite by mighty bite. She was listening to her ipod. It sounded like a Fastball cover of a Human League song…Hell Damn, she was a Demon, eh? Yeah, I showed my disgust and spoke with my crotch. I got kicked off the bus…ME! Everyone stared and hissed and dismissed my crotch talk as a relic from another era. Prigs! AS for the demon…I got her number you germs.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.