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There’s only a couple of more days ’till the big Weirdfest | Seamus O'Sparks

There’s only a couple of more days ’till the big Weirdfest

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 27, 2011 — 1 min read

People, I am excited! There’s only a couple of more days ’till the big Weirdfest on the 29th at Texas Music Theater. We can be Halloween Hogs at long last. We can all shine like sweet Lucifer the light bringer himself. Spread the word, spread your disease, spread your bed: it’s all happening. AND-whoever comes to the show and shows the most sincerity, you win a free sponge bath by the Chasca of your choice. AND AND AND, if you bring a bunch of people and they all exhibit great enthusiasm you can make and watch the two Chascas of your choice kiss each other…(please pick J.T. and Junior)

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.