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In light of recent events in Ohio | Seamus O'Sparks

In light of recent events in Ohio

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 20, 2011 — 1 min read

In light of recent events in Ohio, there is some discussion going on about whether private individuals should be able own exotic animals. Here we go again! It says explicitly in The Constipatution that ALL Americans have THE RIGHT to bear bears. John Adams WANTS YOU to own a zebroid. You hear me?! They can have my giant isopod when they pry it from my cold dead hands! Really people, if we don’t hold on to our tigers, and ligers, and yetis then the English win. That’s why we revolted against them, ‘cos the King said we had to pay them tiger taxes.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.