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I have a fear of the 19th century | Seamus O'Sparks

I have a fear of the 19th century

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 14, 2011 — 1 min read

I have a fear of the 19th century. I’m not sure why, it just gives me the heebie-jeebies. It seems like such a bleak time, what with all the bleak industrial settings, and Jack-The-Rippers and Ottoman Empires and swarthy immigrants and Elephant Men. I can’t even watch “A Christmas Carol” without feeling nauseous and perturbed. Sometimes I wish the 19th century would just go away. I tried, one Christmas, to wish it away. I just thank God that I live in a country where the 19th century doesn’t exist.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.