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Lady Death came over last night | Seamus O'Sparks

Lady Death came over last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 13, 2011 — 1 min read

Lady Death came over last night. She’s big and pink. Prom princess pink. I asked her what she was doing. She said, “Killin’ time.” I said, “Jeez, you do that and you’re gonna’ put the whole clock industry on the skids.” She said-in her best Judd Nelson A’la Breakfast Club voice, ‘So!’ I said, Lady Death, Don’t kill time, time is innocent. Besides, if you kill time then I will never die.” She smiled and said, “You could still be exploded.” Then she shot me the finger and left. I listened to some Rod Stewart and thought about how much I have to learn about picking-up chicks

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.