Lady Death came over last night

Lady Death came over last night. She’s big and pink. Prom princess pink. I asked her what she was doing. She said, “Killin’ time.” I said, “Jeez, you do that and you’re gonna’ put the whole clock industry on the skids.” She said-in her best Judd Nelson A’la Breakfast Club voice, ‘So!’ I said, Lady Death, Don’t kill time, time is innocent. Besides, if you kill time then I will never die.” She smiled and said, “You could still be exploded.” Then she shot me the finger and left. I listened to some Rod Stewart and thought about how much I have to learn about picking-up chicks