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Yesterday was Columbus Day | Seamus O'Sparks

Yesterday was Columbus Day

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 11, 2011 — 1 min read

Yesterday was Columbus Day. I prefer Magellan Day. Magellan circumnavigated the globe. He knew exactly what he was doing. He inspires me to circumnavigate the tub when I take my baby boy baths. I like days that are devoted to people who do/did BIG things. I like Hoover Day & Fonzie Day & Alan Alda Day & LeVay Day & Paul Hogan Day. One day maybe I’ll have a day. What would people get up to on my day? I hope it’ll be like Caligula Day.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.