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I had a great weekend! | Seamus O'Sparks

I had a great weekend!

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 10, 2011 — 1 min read

I had a great weekend! I think I conquered my fear of death. This “therapist” told me that, “To live is to sleep, to die is to awaken.” I told him that he stole that from the movie La Bamba. Then he took me to Tijuana where I lost my virginity and got a tattoo and generally felt a little bit better about myself. And then he kissed me. On the way home he got hit by one of those falling planes. To awaken indeed… What a mess.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.