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Today in 1982 CATS opened on broadway | Seamus O'Sparks

Today in 1982 CATS opened on broadway

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 7, 2011 — 1 min read

Today in 1982 CATS opened on broadway. Oh Cats-with your The Rum Tum Tugers, Jennyanydotses,& Rumpleteazers-You stole my heart. It was weird when I saw it, though, because I couldn’t figure out what was happening. I was all, “I don’t get it?” It turns out that I had confused Cats with Jesus Christ Superstar. I was relieved when the confusion was cleared up ’cause I was like, “Hey, I don’t remember Judas licking himself so much.” Then Grizabella peed on my satchel

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.