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Today in 1830, Belgium was created | Seamus O'Sparks

Today in 1830, Belgium was created

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 4, 2011 — 1 min read

Today in 1830, Belgium was created. Belgium is an enchanting land of chocolate and pommes des frites-that’s “french fries” to you & me. I dated a Belgian once. She was mechant-that’s “mean” to you & me, especially me. She broke my heart in two with one half speaking french and the other speaking flemish. I remember her:Jutting fangs, large eyes, taste for human flesh. In fact, I think she was actually a Morlock. Quelle Boeuf! She said she was Belgian.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.