Yesterday I had to take the trash out and put it in my boss’s car

Yesterday I had to take the trash out and put it in my boss’s car. I did my menial best and was putting the rubbish in the car. But-Oh Ye Gods And Little Fishes-I put it in the wrong car. Turns out there was the exact same kind of car parked in front of the shop and my boss was parked across the street. The owner of the car and her friend saw me do this. They came up to me with frowns and wide mean eyes. They accused me of having sex with my mother.