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Jimmy Carter lusted in his heart | Seamus O'Sparks

Jimmy Carter lusted in his heart

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 16, 2011 — 1 min read

Jimmy Carter lusted in his heart. I lust in my heart. Why is it that a couple of swell lookers such as Jimmy and myself should have to suffer the tortures of the damned? I called him and asked if he was still lusting in his heart. He said, “yup.” He came over and we held hands and listened to Steely Dan’s greatest hits. Then we started lusting in our stomachs and went to I-Hop. The waitress was not amused by our winks and giggles.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.