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I’ve got lice | Seamus O'Sparks

I’ve got lice

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 15, 2011 — 1 min read

I’ve got lice. I’ve had them for some time. Fortunately some cow birds has started following me around and “grooming” me while I am in repose. But, the cow birds have attracted pumas. The pumas keep the birds in line but make a considerable mess. I went to the river though and the gators culled the pumas down to a tolerable number. But the gators brought Cajuns. And the Cajuns brought Presbyterians. It’s a chore trying to take the bus now.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.