I’ve got lice

I’ve got lice. I’ve had them for some time. Fortunately some cow birds has started following me around and “grooming” me while I am in repose. But, the cow birds have attracted pumas. The pumas keep the birds in line but make a considerable mess. I went to the river though and the gators culled the pumas down to a tolerable number. But the gators brought Cajuns. And the Cajuns brought Presbyterians. It’s a chore trying to take the bus now.