I got into an altercation with a heavy set woman yesterday. She said she hated the gov’t. I said evening was setting on the puny hearts of men. She told me to kiss her a$$. I did so-she didn’t know exactly what kind of a herpe thumping pervert she was dealing with. She screamed and hissed and took a swipe at me with a pool cue. I bit her bottom hard. She grunted and squealed. Then we kissed. This morning she made us bacon.
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