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The new Planet of the Apes movie is coming out | Seamus O'Sparks

The new Planet of the Apes movie is coming out

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 3, 2011 — 1 min read

The new Planet of the Apes movie is coming out. I’m not afraid of living on a planet of the apes. In 1957, the Soviets put a dog into space. The Americans responded by putting a monkey into space. The Soviets countered by putting an alligator into space. The Americans reacted by putting a puma into space. The Soviets replied by putting a hippo into space. The Americans then put a narwhal into space. So, no, I am not afraid of a planet of the apes.

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Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.