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August the Oneth | Seamus O'Sparks

August the Oneth

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 1, 2011 — 1 min read

August the Oneth-A brand new month!
End of Summer-What a bummer.
Back to school-That ain’t cool –
but then September –
Remember? Timber?
And the season falls to Fall.
Is that all? Autumn’s call.
Septemberween –
you know what I mean.
And September flows into October –
Great Grover.
And October sets a spooky scene
for the time you know as Halloween.
October is a spooky creepy time of year?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.